Irrelevant and most likely incorrect Stanley Cup playoff predictions

West Quarterfinal
San Jose over Colorado in 5
Chicago over Nashville in 6
Vancouver over Los Angeles in 7
Detroit over Phoenix in 5

West Semifinal
Detroit over San Jose in 6
Chicago over Vancouver in 7

West Final
Chicago over Detroit in 7

East Quarterfinal
Washington over Montreal in 5
Philadelphia over New Jersey in 6
Buffalo over Boston in 6
Pittsburgh over Ottawa in 5

East Semifinal
Washington over Philadelphia in 6
Pittsburgh over Buffalo in 6

East Final
Pittsburgh over Washington in 6

Stanley Cup Final
Pittsburgh over Chicago in 6

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