Jennifer Capriati overdoses, dates porn star

Former tennis phenom and three-time grand slam champion Jennifer Capriati overdosed on prescription medication. The 34-year-old, who at 14 reached the 1990 French Open semifinal (where she lost to Monica Seles) is expected to make a full recovery. An ex-boyfriend, however, believes she knows why she overdosed: him. And his porn career.

Dale DaBone, who dated Capriati from 2003-2009, has starred in 443 films in his career and clearly has a name made for porn. According to him, his recent decision to star in the hilariously titled (and tittied) "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" pushed her over the edge. He told TMZ that when he called her in the hospital, she was "hysterical" over his decision to return to porn.

DaBone won a 2004 AVN Award for Best Group Sex Scene in a Film so he clearly knows what he's doing, which is perhaps what Capriati liked about him (Tiger Woods has a thing for porn stars, as we all know) but apparently she couldn't take him boning (pun intended) girls besides her anymore.

This isn't the first time Capriati has been involved with drugs. You may recall her 1994 arrest in a motel room where it was alleged she had snorted cocaine and smoked crack cocaine. She bounced back from that to become the No. 1 player in the world before her career died about a decade later.

Enough already

The production house of "Knight and Day" seem to have struck some sort of deal with DirecTV where its commercial runs repeatedly on ESPN. During the NBA draft last night, the commercial ran seemingly twice per commercial break and its on during all of the World Cup commercial breaks.

And not different commercials either. The same one every time, the one with the Us Weekly rave about it, talking about Tom Cruise being at his "Jerry Maguire best!" It also includes Cruise and Cameron Diaz rolling on the beach, giving us all a quick look at Diaz's cellulite. Clearly, the editors didn't do their jobs on that shot.

Anyway, I hope the "Knight and Day" people realize that by flooding me with commercials for this movie, it reduces my chances of seeing it from "almost none" (I'm not one to support the actor that ruined Katie Holmes for all of us) to "none." That commercial has guaranteed I won't see it in theaters, won't rent it from Blockbuster, won't order it on NetFlix and won't watch it on cable. So good job, guys.

Paging Harry Doyle

The Mets have one hit in 11 innings? That’s all they have? One goddamn hit?

Please tell me they didn't

Did CBS really just play the "Hoosiers" theme to break?