The Reign in Spain!

It's over! Spain has won the World Cup! Andres Iniesta's goal in the 116th minute (well into extra time) was the only marker of the match.

The poor fans the Netherlands would have celebrated in Amsterdam with a complete orgy of marijuana and sex shops. Instead, they will have to get over the loss with a complete orgy of marijuana and sex shops. I really need to go to Amsterdam.

By the way, it's been a good summer to be fan of Spain sports (and I know, that list of people is limited to Spaniards). Their best basketball player, Pau Gasol, won his second consecutive NBA title (and should have been the Finals MVP). Rafael Nadal won both the French Open and Wimbledon, earned the No. 1 ranking in the world and became universally accepted, for the first time, as the world's best player. And now Spain has won the World Cup. Good year for the nation's sports.

I'm excited for World Cup 2014.