Showing off the Mel Kiper Jr. in me

I feel like my life would somehow be incomplete if I didn't present you a mock first round of the NFL draft. So here it is, complete with projected trades and everything. By the way, I prefer Kiper to McShay.

1. St. Louis Rams: Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma

2. Detroit Lions: Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska

3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma

4. Washington Redskins: Trent Williams, OT, Oklahoma

5. Kansas City Chiefs: Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma State

6. Seattle Seahawks: Bryan Bulaga, OT, Iowa

7. Cleveland Browns: Eric Berry, S, Tennessee

8. Oakland Raiders: Anthony Davis, OT, Rutgers

9. Buffalo Bills: Dan Williams, DT, Tennessee

10. Jacksonville Jaguars: Derrick Morgan, DE, Georgia Tech

11. Denver Broncos: Rolando McClain, LB, Alabama
From Chicago

12. Miami Dolphins: Sergio Kindle, LB, Texas

13. San Francisco 49ers: Joe Haden, CB, Florida

14. Seattle Seahawks: C.J. Spiller, RB, Clemson
From Denver

15. New England Patriots: Dez Bryant, WR, Oklahoma State
Projected trade from N.Y. Giants (Giants acquire picks #22 and #53; Patriots acquire picks #15, #115 and #147)

16. Tennessee Titans: Jason Pierre-Paul, DE, South Florida

17. Philadelphia Eagles: Maurkice Pouncey, C/G, Florida
From Carolina, projected trade through San Francisco (49ers acquire picks #24, #87 and #105; Eagles acquire picks #17 and #182)

18. Pittsburgh Steelers: Mike Iupati, G, Idaho

19. Buffalo Bills: Jimmy Clausen, QB, Notre Dame
Projected trade from Atlanta (Falcons acquire pick #41 and Buffalo's 2011 first-round pick; Bills acquire pick #19)

20. Houston Texans: Earl Thomas, S, Texas

21. Cincinnati Bengals: Jermaine Gresham, TE, Oklahoma

22. New York Giants: Sean Weatherspoon, LB, Missouri
Projected trade from New England (Giants acquire picks #22 and #53; Patriots acquire picks #15, #115 and #147)

23. Green Bay Packers: Kyle Wilson, CB, Boise State

24. San Francisco 49ers: Charles Brown, OT, Southern California
Projected trade from Philadelphia (49ers acquire picks #24, #87 and #105; Eagles acquire picks #17 and #182)

25. Baltimore Ravens: Taylor Mays, S, Southern California

26. Arizona Cardinals: Brandon Graham, DE/LB, Michigan

27. Dallas Cowboys: Rodger Saffold, OT, Indiana

28. Cleveland Browns: Colt McCoy, QB, Texas
Projected trade from San Diego (Chargers acquire picks #38 and #85; Browns acquire pick #28)

29. New York Jets: Jerry Hughes, LB, Texas Christian

30. Minnesota Vikings: Kareem Jackson, CB, Alabama

31. Indianapolis Colts: Jared Odrick, DT, Penn State

32. New Orleans Saints: Daryl Washington, LB, Texas Christian